They say you pick up polish in the cities, but it’s in the desert that you’ll find wisdom. (An old
Fremen saying, I believe...) When you wear this hat, with its happy cactuses and friendly turtles, we hope you’ll be able to find the magic that the Roadrunner knows, of how to turn dreams into reality. Or if it’s not the wonders of Mr. Roadrunner that you find, then may you be gifted with the persistence, perseverance, and resilience of Master Wiley E. Coyote.
Meep meep.
